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.She takes the crumpet, does Lady Bullingdon at Penge.But it’s one of the duties of a prosecutor pursuin’ the innocent, blameless butterfly career of your friend Smith, and it’s the sime with all the others I mentioned.”“But why do you bring in these people here?” asked Inglewood.“Why! Because we’ve got proof enough to sink a steamboat,” roared Moses; “because I’ve got the papers in my very ’and; because your precious Innocent is a blackguard and ’ome smasher, and these are the ’omes he’s smashed.I don’t set up for a ’oly man; but I wouldn’t ’ave all those poor girls on my conscience for something.And I think a chap that’s capable of deserting and perhaps killing ’em all is about capable of cracking a crib or shootin’ an old schoolmaster–so I don’t care much about the other yarns one way or another.”“I think,” said Dr.Cyrus Pym with a refined cough, “that we are approaching this matter rather irregularly.This is really the fourth charge on the charge sheet, and perhaps I had better put it before you in an ordered and scientific manner.”Nothing but a faint groan from Michael broke the silence of the darkening room.Chapter IVThe Wild Weddings; or, the Polygamy Charge“A modern man,” said Dr.Cyrus Pym, “must, if he be thoughtful, approach the problem of marriage with some caution.Marriage is a stage–doubtless a suitable stage–in the long advance of mankind towards a goal which we cannot as yet conceive; which we are not, perhaps, as yet fitted even to desire.What, gentlemen, is the ethical position of marriage? Have we outlived it?”“Outlived it?” broke out Moon; “why, nobody’s ever survived it! Look at all the people married since Adam and Eve–and all as dead as mutton.”“This is no doubt an inter-pellation joc’lar in its character,” said Dr.Pym frigidly.“I cannot tell what may be Mr.Moon’s matured and ethical view of marriage–”“I can tell,” said Michael savagely, out of the gloom.“Marriage is a duel to the death, which no man of honour should decline.”“Michael,” said Arthur Inglewood in a low voice, “you MUST keep quiet.”“Mr.Moon,” said Pym with exquisite good temper, “probably regards the institution in a more antiquated manner.Probably he would make it stringent and uniform.He would treat divorce in some great soul of steel–the divorce of a Julius Caesar or of a Salt Ring Robinson– exactly as he would treat some no-account tramp or labourer who scoots from his wife.Science has views broader and more humane.Just as murder for the scientist is a thirst for absolute destruction, just as theft for the scientist is a hunger for monotonous acquisition, so polygamy for the scientist is an extreme development of the instinct for variety.A man thus afflicted is incapable of constancy.Doubtless there is a physical cause for this flitting from flower to flower– as there is, doubtless, for the intermittent groaning which appears to afflict Mr.Moon at the present moment.Our own world-scorning Winterbottom has even dared to say, ‘For a certain rare and fine physical type polygamy is but the realization of the variety of females, as comradeship is the realization of the variety of males.’ In any case, the type that tends to variety is recognized by all authoritative inquirers.Such a type, if the widower of a negress, does in many ascertained cases espouse en seconde noces an albino; such a type, when freed from the gigantic embraces of a female Patagonian, will often evolve from its own imaginative instinct the consoling figure of an Eskimo.To such a type there can be no doubt that the prisoner belongs.If blind doom and unbearable temptation constitute any slight excuse for a man, there is no doubt that he has these excuses.“Earlier in the inquiry the defence showed real chivalric ideality in admitting half of our story without further dispute.We should like to acknowledge and imitate so eminently large-hearted a style by conceding also that the story told by Curate Percy about the canoe, the weir, and the young wife seems to be substantially true.Apparently Smith did marry a young woman he had nearly run down in a boat; it only remains to be considered whether it would not have been kinder of him to have murdered her instead of marrying her.In confirmation of this fact I can now con-cede to the defence an unquestionable record of such a marriage.”So saying, he handed across to Michael a cutting from the “Maidenhead Gazette” which distinctly recorded the marriage of the daughter of a “coach,” a tutor well known in the place, to Mr.Innocent Smith, late of Brakespeare College, Cambridge.When Dr
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